Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Camp Dances

Camp dances were always classic moments. I can still remember the smell of Agree shampoo and Acqua Net looming in the air. Heck, I even put on a little cologne [obsession --nothing but the best] for the ocassion ....., and truth be told .... it was the only time I actually would take a shower! [friggin' showers were ICE COLD!!!]

It was always the same old scene .... the Girls were on one side, and the guys on the other. No one would get up and dance until a slow song came on. For some odd reason, Stairway to Heaven and Freebird always ended up on the playlist. Why so odd? ... near the ending of both of these songs, the tempo picks and the songs start to really "rock"! The effect? .... no one knows whether or not to keep dancing slow or start shaking their rump! Thus, you get a lot of couples slow dancing FAST! [I think that's an oxymoron!] and everyone looks the fool! --


....... and she's buy-yi-ying ....... the stair-hair-way-ee to heh-ven ......

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