These are pick-up lines that used to work back in the day.
I would go up to a woman in the bar, drop a cashew on the floor and then step on it. I would then say to the unsuspecting woman: "Baby you're so fine, you just made me bust a nut"
Your ass is like a dryer at a laundrymat... I just want to dump a load in it. :-)
This one would always work: "Your titties are like ice cream ... I just wanna lick 'em"
Hope this makes someone laugh today!
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hahaha. I am surprised that any of those worked. But then again, I don't have any lines.
Ummmm. Just a word of advice- don't use any of them!
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